*Thwack* Mommy, read!
Fell asleep on the floor today, completely and totally exhausted from being up at 5am - FIVE AM. Then SOMEONE - I’m not saying who (D!*ahem*) woke me up by hitting me over the head with a book. “Mommy, read!” and then: “All done mommy sleep. ALL DONE.” No, D -you’re the one who’s all done with sleep. I still enjoy being well rested, thank you.
(At which age do babies learn that they are separate from their parents?)
And then he proceeded to spend the rest of the day being absolutely adorable.